Not exactly, but it would be an abuse of authority and resources.
[Johnny jokes as he takes the herbs and vegetables out of the fridge. Yes, there are real groceries in there. It’s most likely stuff that Kai picked out for them before. Johnny has a pretty good memory, so he probably just memorized what Kaidan picked out before and brought it. Be damned if Johnny knows how to cook all this stuff. He’s been a little too busy to learn.]
Proper knife technique? The hell? You think I can’t use a knife?
[He asks with a slight huff. Honestly, he’s better with guns more so than knives. However, Johnny knows a thing or two about slicing people up. But trying to gouge out some poor fuck’s eyes is vastly different than cutting veggies.]
It’s not like I’m gonna cut my fingers off, ya know.
[He raises his chrome hand and wiggles his fingers with a smirk.]
Japanese steel is sharp and all, but it ain’t that sharp!
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Date: 2025-04-12 02:54 am (UTC)[Johnny jokes as he takes the herbs and vegetables out of the fridge. Yes, there are real groceries in there. It’s most likely stuff that Kai picked out for them before. Johnny has a pretty good memory, so he probably just memorized what Kaidan picked out before and brought it. Be damned if Johnny knows how to cook all this stuff. He’s been a little too busy to learn.]
Proper knife technique? The hell? You think I can’t use a knife?
[He asks with a slight huff. Honestly, he’s better with guns more so than knives. However, Johnny knows a thing or two about slicing people up. But trying to gouge out some poor fuck’s eyes is vastly different than cutting veggies.]
It’s not like I’m gonna cut my fingers off, ya know.
[He raises his chrome hand and wiggles his fingers with a smirk.]
Japanese steel is sharp and all, but it ain’t that sharp!