[ obviously just keep flirting with him and maybe one day he will get it. ]
One side is a chicken, the other side is a snake. You would think the snake is the tail, but it’s actually the chicken part! Sometimes they have to be attacked at all angles because they can see their whole surroundings. You might have to help me.
[Thankfully, Johnny has a PhD in flirting. It's probably the only degree he has since he never had the luxury of going to school. He was too busy fighting for his life alongside the nomads who acted as his surrogate family. If Old Tommy didn't teach him how to read and write, this poor bastard would've been illiterate.]
Really? The chicken part is the snake part? [Well, birds are offshoots of dinosaurs, right? That kind of makes sense to Johnny. Even so, he expects his chicken to taste like chicken, not snake.]
I'm gonna have to be mindful of that. [He grumbles while bringing up the virtual catalogue here for bards. Just what do bards use as a weapon? Certainly not firearms, right? That means no fancy power pistols for Johnny. So that leaves him with---]
A fucking harp?!
[He stares at the weapon menu list in disgust. Yeah, no. That's not going to work.]
Fuck that, gimmie some goddamn throwing knives! [He yells at the floating menu screen before reaching in and yanking out a set of ornate, silver dragon, throwing knives out of thin air. V isn't the only one who's "Cool" aspected here. While Johnny isn't a ninja or some sort of assassin, he knows how to use throwing knives at least.]
[ Something about Johnny’s reaction to everything is amusing to Laios, and he can’t help but cover his mouth slightly to hold back a little laugh.
Though, he’s noticing something else important here too. ]
I think you would be great at intimidating! The Basilisk can get distracted easily if you jump out of nowhere and make a bunch of noise. Wanna try that then I can ambush it?
[Johnny replies while testing out his new throwing knives. This rockerboy is perhaps the most dramatic man on earth. Everything he does is for drama, even if he doesn't realize it. While Johnny likes to think of himself as down-to-earth, he has the flair of a diva sometimes.
Mentioning that dramatic flair, Johnny tosses a few throwing knives into the bark of a nearby tree.]
Fuck yes, this is awesome! [He's finally getting a hang of this VR stuff.]
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One side is a chicken, the other side is a snake. You would think the snake is the tail, but it’s actually the chicken part! Sometimes they have to be attacked at all angles because they can see their whole surroundings. You might have to help me.
You got a weapon?
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Really? The chicken part is the snake part? [Well, birds are offshoots of dinosaurs, right? That kind of makes sense to Johnny. Even so, he expects his chicken to taste like chicken, not snake.]
I'm gonna have to be mindful of that. [He grumbles while bringing up the virtual catalogue here for bards. Just what do bards use as a weapon? Certainly not firearms, right? That means no fancy power pistols for Johnny. So that leaves him with---]
A fucking harp?!
[He stares at the weapon menu list in disgust. Yeah, no. That's not going to work.]
Fuck that, gimmie some goddamn throwing knives! [He yells at the floating menu screen before reaching in and yanking out a set of ornate, silver dragon, throwing knives out of thin air. V isn't the only one who's "Cool" aspected here. While Johnny isn't a ninja or some sort of assassin, he knows how to use throwing knives at least.]
Okay, we're fuckin' ready at last!
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Though, he’s noticing something else important here too. ]
I think you would be great at intimidating! The Basilisk can get distracted easily if you jump out of nowhere and make a bunch of noise. Wanna try that then I can ambush it?
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[Johnny replies while testing out his new throwing knives. This rockerboy is perhaps the most dramatic man on earth. Everything he does is for drama, even if he doesn't realize it. While Johnny likes to think of himself as down-to-earth, he has the flair of a diva sometimes.
Mentioning that dramatic flair, Johnny tosses a few throwing knives into the bark of a nearby tree.]
Fuck yes, this is awesome! [He's finally getting a hang of this VR stuff.]