[ Holy fuck, he's right. Johnny actually forgot that most of Vinny is made out of titanium now. This fucker went crazy when it came down to cybernetic implants. V has more cybernetics than Johnny could possibly ever have. It's a blessing that the man didn't get his dick augmented at this point. ]
[ It's the one thing he can't. Why spit on God's gift like that? ]Yes yes, that 'impressive' cock of yours. Let's see how impressive it is after hours in my mouth ;)
But yeah. Don't be surprised if people give you looks after mentioning what goes on back in Night City. Getting the impression we come from a uniquely shitty planet
Must be nice, not having to live through some of this shit. Sounds like a luxury to me
You sure? I understand that our chances of survival are better when everyone is on the same page, but who cares if these two gonks end up dead? It is what it is.
Too late for that. Apparently, everyone else is from some kind of paradise except for us.
Am I an asshole for not giving a shit whether anyone else lives or dies? My priority is you and me[ Always has been just him and Johnny. Why would it be any different here? ]
Gonna take a page from your book, keep shit to myself. Tired of being snapped at for trying to be helpful, or honest
[ Doesn't trust the walkie-talkies for this, plus too excited for a conversation. Instead, Vincent bursts into Johnny's living quarters with the same dash he uses to traverse the dangerous streets of Night City, avoid bullets AND shoulder tackle gonks. ] JOHNNY! HOLY FUCK!
[ There are two bulky masses under his clothes — one beneath his hoodie, another inside his pants' pocket. That one is rather phallic-shaped, too near his actual dick, heightening the comedic effect.
But the one atop his chest commands attention. It's squirming and meowing, trying to pop from under the cloth.... which its head manages to do just as Vincent announces her name: ] NIBS IS BACK!
... Oh yeah, got your Malorian too. [ He pats at the now gun-like silhouette near his inner right thigh. ] Gonna have to reach 'round my dick to get it though, Nibbles is — [ Struggling to get out. And does, jumping out of Vincent's hoodie and landing in front of Johnny. ] — Okay, never mind. Cat's outta the bag now. [ Coughs. ] Hoodie.
[ Yes, V! Just burst on in here while your boyfriend is trying to catch some shut-eye. That's the best way to greet this paranoid, schizo bastard who hasn't slept much because of, well, paranoia. He positively glares at Vince for a long time, still trying to get his heart out of his throat until noticing the phallic-sized shape within V's pocket. ]
It looks like someone found a new ripperdoc.
[ He jokes while leaning forward to get a better look at it. However, his attention is immediately swayed once he notices a familiar piece of raw chicken curled up against Vince's chest. ]
H-Holy shit! [ His gaze softens immediately at the sight of Nibs. He rushes over towards the man, hesitant to reach his hand out to touch the hairless kitty. But that doesn't stop him from making cooing noises at the little cat. ]
Whoa, it's really her--Huh?!
[ Is that really his gun!? Holy fuck! Yes, yes, yes, YES! Christmas came early this year, huh? Johnny doesn't even flinch as he reaches into Vinny's pocket to yank out his precious gun. However, he makes sure to give Vinny's cock a nice reach-around in the form of a playful grope. ]
Oh, I feel better about life now with this baby.
[ Johnny mutters while checking to see if the gun has any bullets. However, he doesn't toy with it for long before putting the safety on and stashing it away in his back pocket. Right now, he just wants to pet Nibs but does she remember him? ]
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Date: 2025-11-28 12:58 am (UTC)text / totally not nsfw
Date: 2025-11-28 01:29 pm (UTC)Always assume whatever they discuss is rated M for Mature 17+ just like the game
Date: 2025-11-28 11:13 pm (UTC)Just vitamin D? Kinda wanted a protein shot too.
omg that last tag lol
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Date: 2025-11-29 05:02 am (UTC)Who says my dick isn't as big as a drill?
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Date: 2025-12-08 05:39 pm (UTC)These gonks are going to become worm food.
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Date: 2025-12-08 05:46 pm (UTC)Know how nomads don't consider you one of theirs til you survive your first raid?
Oughta implement that here too
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Date: 2025-12-08 06:11 pm (UTC)But yeah. Don't be surprised if people give you looks after mentioning what goes on back in Night City. Getting the impression we come from a uniquely shitty planet
Must be nice, not having to live through some of this shit. Sounds like a luxury to me
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Date: 2025-12-08 06:30 pm (UTC)Too late for that. Apparently, everyone else is from some kind of paradise except for us.
It kind of pisses me off.
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Date: 2025-12-08 11:10 pm (UTC)Gonna take a page from your book, keep shit to myself. Tired of being snapped at for trying to be helpful, or honest
Edictum, Around TDM #2
Date: 2026-03-16 02:13 am (UTC)[ There are two bulky masses under his clothes — one beneath his hoodie, another inside his pants' pocket. That one is rather phallic-shaped, too near his actual dick, heightening the comedic effect.
But the one atop his chest commands attention. It's squirming and meowing, trying to pop from under the cloth.... which its head manages to do just as Vincent announces her name: ] NIBS IS BACK!
... Oh yeah, got your Malorian too. [ He pats at the now gun-like silhouette near his inner right thigh. ] Gonna have to reach 'round my dick to get it though, Nibbles is — [ Struggling to get out. And does, jumping out of Vincent's hoodie and landing in front of Johnny. ] — Okay, never mind. Cat's outta the bag now. [ Coughs. ] Hoodie.
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Date: 2026-03-22 11:39 pm (UTC)[ Yes, V! Just burst on in here while your boyfriend is trying to catch some shut-eye. That's the best way to greet this paranoid, schizo bastard who hasn't slept much because of, well, paranoia. He positively glares at Vince for a long time, still trying to get his heart out of his throat until noticing the phallic-sized shape within V's pocket. ]
It looks like someone found a new ripperdoc.
[ He jokes while leaning forward to get a better look at it. However, his attention is immediately swayed once he notices a familiar piece of raw chicken curled up against Vince's chest. ]
H-Holy shit! [ His gaze softens immediately at the sight of Nibs. He rushes over towards the man, hesitant to reach his hand out to touch the hairless kitty. But that doesn't stop him from making cooing noises at the little cat. ]
Whoa, it's really her--Huh?!
[ Is that really his gun!? Holy fuck! Yes, yes, yes, YES! Christmas came early this year, huh? Johnny doesn't even flinch as he reaches into Vinny's pocket to yank out his precious gun. However, he makes sure to give Vinny's cock a nice reach-around in the form of a playful grope. ]
Oh, I feel better about life now with this baby.
[ Johnny mutters while checking to see if the gun has any bullets. However, he doesn't toy with it for long before putting the safety on and stashing it away in his back pocket. Right now, he just wants to pet Nibs but does she remember him? ]