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[rebelsamurai]

You just discovered what it takes to become a legend... Grab your iron - let's mobilize.

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Text / CW: Sexual Content

[mikoshi]

Wasn't joking about that dick. Yee-haw.

text / totally not nsfw

[rebelsamurai]

Then you better get your hot little ass over to my room. I got plenty of vitamin D to give ya, Vince.

Always assume whatever they discuss is rated M for Mature 17+ just like the game

[mikoshi]

Do ya gotta ask?

Just vitamin D? Kinda wanted a protein shot too.

omg that last tag lol

[rebelsamurai]

Don't worry, Vinny. You'll get your protein shot after I pound that sweet little ass into oblivion.

[mikoshi]

Meant down my throat, you gonk. Think you can last?

[rebelsamurai]

I'm Johnny Silverhand. Of course I can last, shithead.

[mikoshi]

Dunno about that, pretty explosive finish you had at Arasaka Tower back in 2023. Need you to be more than a one pump chump tonight

[rebelsamurai]

If you think I'm going to be a one-pump chump, then you're in for a surprise. Don't start crying to me when your mouth gets sore.

[mikoshi]

Titanium jaw, amigo. You'd need to be drilling like a building-sized Petrochem rig to hurt me

[rebelsamurai]

[ Holy fuck, he's right. Johnny actually forgot that most of Vinny is made out of titanium now. This fucker went crazy when it came down to cybernetic implants. V has more cybernetics than Johnny could possibly ever have. It's a blessing that the man didn't get his dick augmented at this point. ]

Who says my dick isn't as big as a drill?

[mikoshi]

[ It's the one thing he can't. Why spit on God's gift like that? ] Yes yes, that 'impressive' cock of yours. Let's see how impressive it is after hours in my mouth ;)

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[mikoshi]

None of these people are going to fucking last, Johnny. They put us with a bunch of babies

[rebelsamurai]

You know, I had a bad feeling about this after seeing the majority of the crew here.

These gonks are going to become worm food.

[mikoshi]

Have two guys getting pissy I'm not coddling them or other people

Know how nomads don't consider you one of theirs til you survive your first raid?

Oughta implement that here too

[rebelsamurai]

Who are these braindead clowns? You and I both know they're as good as dead if they need that much handholding.

[mikoshi]

Don't worry about 'em, I got it

But yeah. Don't be surprised if people give you looks after mentioning what goes on back in Night City. Getting the impression we come from a uniquely shitty planet

Must be nice, not having to live through some of this shit. Sounds like a luxury to me

[rebelsamurai]

You sure? I understand that our chances of survival are better when everyone is on the same page, but who cares if these two gonks end up dead? It is what it is.

Too late for that. Apparently, everyone else is from some kind of paradise except for us.

It kind of pisses me off.

[mikoshi]

Am I an asshole for not giving a shit whether anyone else lives or dies? My priority is you and me [ Always has been just him and Johnny. Why would it be any different here? ]

Gonna take a page from your book, keep shit to myself. Tired of being snapped at for trying to be helpful, or honest