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[rebelsamurai]

You just discovered what it takes to become a legend... Grab your iron - let's mobilize.

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[rebelsamurai]

[Whoa. Johnny is speechless. He didn't know what to expect from this dataverse experience but he didn't expect to be instantly teleported inside of some lush green dungeon. This place looks like a magical fantasy world, especially since Johnny has never seen such green trees before. He glances around the place with a look of awe, that is, until Laios makes a comment about his attire.]

What? [He takes a glance over himself to realize he's in his signature black tank top and brown leather pants. Ironically enough, he was half-naked prior to arriving here. Yeah, that means Laios missed out on the chance of seeing him topless in loose gray sweatpants.]

This what I always wear!

[Ah, fuck it. This is Laios' virtual kitchen, so his rules.]

Fine, what do you folks wear around here? Armor?

[vorous]

That’s exactly the problem! You gotta wear like you can be ready for anything to happen to you! Look at me!

_{[ slapping his palm on his armor proudly ]}

I can withstand all sorts of monster and magic attacks with my armor! I guess.. it depends on your class, you know?

_{[ .. ]}

You’re a bard, right?

[rebelsamurai]

I guess?

[He gives Laios a noncommittal shrug. Honestly, aren't bards just musicians like him? Old-timey musicians but still musically inclined.]

That's what Taryon called me the second he found out I was a musician.

[So, what precisely do bards wear? Johnny begins scanning through several alternatives here within the Dataverse. He dislikes all of these flouncy blouses, strange-looking tunics, and even stranger-looking matching slacks. It looks so dorky and stupid. Who would've guessed that medieval fashion tastes suck? Johnny keeps searching until he comes across this ensemble here. While he normally prefers black and red as his go-to colors, Johnny kind of likes the light blue.]

Okay, better?

[Johnny does a little spin so he can show off the really cool and colorful jacket. It's not bad. However, it's not something he would've picked as cooking wear.]

I look like a fucking jackass, don't I?

[vorous]

<sub>[ … Oh.

You know, it’s super comforting to Laios to be in this sort of simulation with somebody. It really makes him feel at home. Johnny really does look like an adventurer with that longer hair and scuff. Laios can’t help but feel his cheeks tinge pink. ]</sub>

No! I think you look really great! It’s a lot more fitting than what you were wearing. Thank you.

_{[ now he can actually focus on the cooking part.. ]}

What sort of monster would you like to hunt with me?