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[rebelsamurai]

You just discovered what it takes to become a legend... Grab your iron - let's mobilize.

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[rebelsamurai]

[Yes, this surly rocker boy is indeed flirting with Laios. However, the blond blockhead doesn't seem to get it. That's fine. Johnny likes a challenge anyway.]

Right, this is just VR. [He mutters while glancing down at his seemingly "real" hands. Hell, even in virtual reality Johnny still has his silver prosthetic hand. Bummer. Then again, he wouldn't know what to do if he still had both his arms and hands.]

They're part chicken? Wait, really? I thought Basilisk were like...all lizard-like.

[Color him curious. Johnny never really ate anything like a Basilisk before, so he's oddly excited.]

Alright, let's get this show on the road!

[vorous]

_{[ obviously just keep flirting with him and maybe one day he will get it. ]}

One side is a chicken, the other side is a snake. You would think the snake is the tail, but it’s actually the chicken part! Sometimes they have to be attacked at all angles because they can see their whole surroundings. You might have to help me.

You got a weapon?

[rebelsamurai]

[Thankfully, Johnny has a PhD in flirting. It's probably the only degree he has since he never had the luxury of going to school. He was too busy fighting for his life alongside the nomads who acted as his surrogate family. If Old Tommy didn't teach him how to read and write, this poor bastard would've been illiterate.]

Really? The chicken part is the snake part? [Well, birds are offshoots of dinosaurs, right? That kind of makes sense to Johnny. Even so, he expects his chicken to taste like chicken, not snake.]

I'm gonna have to be mindful of that. [He grumbles while bringing up the virtual catalogue here for bards. Just what do bards use as a weapon? Certainly not firearms, right? That means no fancy power pistols for Johnny. So that leaves him with---]

A fucking harp?!

[He stares at the weapon menu list in disgust. Yeah, no. That's not going to work.]

Fuck that, gimmie some goddamn throwing knives! [He yells at the floating menu screen before reaching in and yanking out a set of ornate, silver dragon, throwing knives out of thin air. V isn't the only one who's "Cool" aspected here. While Johnny isn't a ninja or some sort of assassin, he knows how to use throwing knives at least.]

Okay, we're fuckin' ready at last!

[vorous]

<sub>[ Something about Johnny’s reaction to everything is amusing to Laios, and he can’t help but cover his mouth slightly to hold back a little laugh.

Though, he’s noticing something else important here too. ]</sub>

I think you would be great at intimidating! The Basilisk can get distracted easily if you jump out of nowhere and make a bunch of noise. Wanna try that then I can ambush it?